Thursday, December 20, 2012

For Your Mistle Toes - Holiday Gift

Of course, awhile ago I saw on pinterest what I wanted to make/give the girls at the office. Just a little something to brighten their holidays. So I found super cute nail files at Sally and bought some small nail polishes in Christmas colors and whipped up some homemade sugar scrub.

Sugar/Salt Scrub
1 cup coconut oil (I found some at Whole Foods)
1/2 cup sea salt
1/2 cup raw sugar
essential oils (I used eucalyptus & lavender)

Mix everything together. I ended up adding more salt & sugar because I wanted the consistency to be a little thicker. But just make yours as thick or thin as you like.
I found these super cute jars at Michael's (but actually they turned out to leak), but you can also use canning jars (my fave!).
 I made a few batches!
 Then, I made these super cute inserts for the baggies I was putting together.
 And I wrapped up the bigger ones individually.
And the smaller ones went with the nail polish and see the SUPER CUTE ADORABLE nail file? I chose ones that matched whoever the gift went to.
These were a big hit!!

Hope you have a WONDERFUL Christmas :) And Happy New Year!

xoxox,
Janie from Scratch

AFTER THE FACT: So, the little plastic jars leaked :( Next time I think I'll use mason jars instead!

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Bacon Jam

Last time, I told you about the $9 Crock Pot my AWESOME coworker got me from Black Friday. I needed to christen it and what better way than with a batch of delicious Bacon Jam?! I first heard of this from my friend Flossie who loves bacon just as much as I do.

Now, I know what you're thinking... bacon jam... EW! But, take my word for it, it is AMAZING. It will change your life for the better, nay, the best. I brought a jar to work today for everyone to try and it got RAVE reviews! My officemate and I thought of ways to use it: on sliders, on biscuits or egg mcmuffins, as a "sauce" on a thin-crust pizza with onions, with baked brie instead of fruit jam. The list is truly endless. And, of course, it's SUPER easy. :)

Martha Stewart's Bacon Jam
1 1/2 lbs bacon, cut crosswise into 1" pieces
2 white onions, roughly chopped
3 garlic cloves
1/2 cup cider vinegar
3/4 cup coffee
1/4 cup maple syrup (please don't cheat and use Aunt Jemima!)
1/2 cup brown sugar

In a large skillet, cook the bacon until the fat is rendered and the edges are just starting to brown.
Remove with a slotted spoon to the slow cooker. Add the chopped onions to the fat (Martha says to remove most of the fat first, but I refuse... fat=flavor) and cook until translucent.
Pour into slow cooker with bacon. Add the rest of the ingredients, stir to combine.
Cook for 3-4 hours on high with the lid OFF, until liquid is syrupy. Your house will smell amazing, as an aside.
Pour mixture into a blender or food processor, and blend/process until mixture is chunky, but not totally smooth.
 (As a reminder, if you blend hot liquids, leave the little middle lid off, and cover the hole with a dish towel to prevent blender explosions!)
Mmmm looks good!
Pour mixture into canning jars (I don't usually do the whole canning-jar boiling-water process because I put this right into the fridge, but you can if you want). Refrigerate until firm (the mixture will be runny when warm, but firm up in the fridge).
Then share with only your nearest and dearest!

Happy holidays lovies!
xoxox,
Janie from Scratch

Friday, December 14, 2012

Doggy Cookies/I LOVE CHRISTMAS!!!!

IT'S THE HOLIDAYS!! It's my favorite time of year. I am literally obsessed with all things Christmas. I just got back from a week and a half in Hamburg and I went to every Christmas Market I could find. In Germany, in every city, town, neighborhood, they have Christmas Markets. The closest thing we have in America are fairs. There are big ones and small ones, fancy ones and regular ones. There's booths and booths of everything, food, drinks, toys, crafts, anything you could want. My favorite part is the food (wurst! fried dough! latkes!) and the gluhwein, which is a mulled red wine served warm. And also just being surrounded by Christmas lights and happy people and being outdoors in cold Christmas weather. SO good. I love it and miss it.

Here's a gluhwein stand:

And here's one of the fancier Christmas Markets with all white tents:

Sigh, I digress.

So now that I'm back, it's time to get ready for actual Christmas. I LOVE making Christmas gifts from scratch, but don't have a whole lot of friends down here yet to give them to. I found something SUPER CUTE on pinterest for the gals at the office, and I might whip up some bacon jam for the guys with my new crock-pot (one of my AWESOME coworkers bought it for me on Black Friday for $9!). One of my good friends here has an adorable and sweet black lab, so I wanted to make something special for Smokey too. On pinterest, I've been keeping a board of things I can make for Christmas gifts and awhile ago I pinned a big list of doggy treats. They looked super easy, so I whipped up a batch last night :) I highly recommend making homemade doggy treats if you have pups. It was seriously so easy, and of course, all-natural, no chemicals, etc.

Kiss Me Doggy Cookies (supposed to help with bad doggy breath!)

  • 2 cups whole wheat flour
  • 1 cup oats
  • 2 eggs
  • 1 tablespoon dried parsley
  • 1/2 cup dried milk
  • 1 cup peanut butter
  • water as needed to combine
Mix everything together in a mixer. The recipe originally called for 2 tablespoons of water, but when it was all mixed, it was still very dry:
 So, little by little, I added more water:
And a little more, until it was balling up in my mixer. My mixer got a little angry at me!
All-in-all, I probably added close to 1/2 cup of water. A LOT more than the 2 tablespoons it called for. So, just add little by little until you get to a more doughy consistency. Remember, you can always add more, but you can't take out! Also, I just thought of this today, but you could probably add in some chicken or beef bouillon and/or use chicken or beef broth instead of water to give these more flavor. As-is, they taste pretty peanut-buttery (yes, I taste-tested a small bite). 

To roll them out is pretty easy. I didn't even use any flour! I rolled them about 1/2 thick and used some cute holiday cookie cutters:

Bake at 300 on a non-stick cookie sheet for 20-30 minutes, depending how chewy you want the cookies to be.
I did about 25 minutes, and they were crunchy on the outside but a little soft on the inside. Let cool on a normal cookie rack:
Then package them up super cute and give them to your doggy-owner friends! This recipe made 36 cookies.
I think Tutu got a little jealous while I was making them... she was keeping pretty good watch. And she taste-tested one for me and liked it too! :)
(She's pretty adorable when she's not knocking all the bulbs off the Christmas tree!)

Hopefully I'll get around to sharing the goodies I'm gonna make for my work peeps, but in case I don't, have a wonderful & happy holidays my lovely blog readers!! :)

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Aunt Sybil's Corn Casserole

As you may or may not know, I'm going to Europe over Thanksgiving, so I'll be missing all the traditional fixins' this year (because, as shocking as it is to us self-centered Americans, they don't celebrate Thanksgiving in Europe). I could really take or leave the turkey, gravy, cranberry sauce, sweet potato mush. And thank god my family doesn't make that green bean crap. I make enough homemade mashed potatoes during the year that I never crave those. But, one thing I CANNOT live without on any holiday (including Easter sometimes in our family) is corn casserole. My darling Aunt Sybil started making this for us when my brother and I were really young, and Jamers just LOVED it. She has since passed, so now he usually makes it at holidays. Since I'm missing Thanksgiving this year, I wanted to make a whole feast, but decided against it (partially because my roommate is morally opposed to eating meat attached to bones.. weird, I know), but I still wanted to make corn casserole because it's easy and so so yummy and it'll be JUST enough Thanksgiving food to get me through to Christmas!

Aunt Sybil's Corn Casserole
1 box Jiffy Cornbread mix
2 eggs
1 cup sour cream
1 stick butter, melted
1 can creamed corn
1 can whole corn, drained

Mix everything together, pour into casserole dish and bake at 350 for 45 minutes or until the middle is set. Last night, mine took over an hour to bake. I baked mine in a 8" cake pan (we are sadly short on casserole dishes at the "penthouse," housewarming gift anyone??) so it was a little thicker than usual, I think that's why it took so long. So if you bake it in a larger pan where the batter is thinner, check on it because it will cook faster (maybe even faster than 45 minutes). You can also easily double this recipe and bake in a 9" x 12".
I just ate this by itself last night (literally 1/3 of the pan and then I felt sick haha), but it's a super easy, Southern side dish that goes with almost anything. It'd be REALLY good with BBQ!

Enjoy :)

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Indian Dahl (Pureed Lentil Soup)

It's been pretty cold here this week and last night I wanted a hearty and warm dinner. My roomie's sister is stuck here because of the storm, so I decided to make Indian dahl for dinner, which is a pureed lentil soup. Apparently, there are all sorts of dahl, and I'm not exactly sure which kind I know how to make, but it's good either way! My "recipe" is, of course, not exact, and more of a use-what-you-have thing.

This might SEEM a bit long and involved, but trust me, it's really easy, it's worth it and (for me at least) it always makes enough for DAYS. I actually made this for my friend Flossie once and it was too spicy for her to eat plain, but she added it to yogurt and made a sort-of dip with pita chips from it and she loved it! This is also a SUPER healthy recipe, if you use water or veggie stock instead of chicken stock, it's 100% vegetarian. And if you don't add the garnish, there is no added fats (oil, etc.).

You'll need to buy some split lentils from the store. I'm pretty sure you can get them dried in Publix, but I've never actually purchased them there. I always go to the Indian store because they are much cheaper there. There are all different colors, and I think they all taste the same, so just buy whatever colors you want. These are what the pink ones look like:
I used pink and black lentils. The colors also don't matter because you are going to puree everything at the end.

So start by washing your lentils. For some reason they come really dirty. I first put them in a colander and rinse them for awhile. Then I put them in a big bowl and fill it up with water, stir them around, then drain, over and over, until the water is clear. It does take a bit, so don't get discouraged!

After your lentils are cleaned, add them to a big pot. Then add whatever veggies you want. Last night I added half of a big onion roughly chopped (again, we are going to puree this at the end, don't worry about it being pretty!), a bag of frozen broccoli. I usually like to add a bag of the frozen veggie mix with carrots, peas, etc. You could also add a chopped potato, or anything you have lying around you need to get rid of (I sometimes add roughly chopped jalapenos or other peppers). Also, at this point, I add a bunch of whole peeled garlic cloves, and if you have it, whole, peeled ginger. Then add enough water and/or chicken/veggie stock to cover everything with a few extra inches. The lentils puff up when they cook, so you'll need the extra room. I also add a little bit of salt to the water too.

Boil this entire mixture for 30-45 minutes, or until the lentils are done (you'll have to just taste test to make sure they are soft). At this point, if you have time, let this mixture cool.

After it's cooled, puree the soup in batches in a blender (or if you're SUPER cool and have an immersion blender, you can use that directly in the pot). Depending on your taste is how pureed you should make it. I like mine a little thicker, so I stop before it's totally pulverized. NOTE: if you do NOT let this soup cool, please BE CAREFUL when you blend. When you put hot liquid in the blender and close it, then turn it on, it WILL explode. This is NOT a wives' tale! This has actually happened to me and I was cleaning dahl off our blinds for days. If it's hot, take the little middle part out of the blender lid, and cover with a hand towel instead. TRUST ME ON THIS ONE!!!

Return the pureed mixture back to the pot and bring back to a simmer. At this point is when you want to do all your seasoning. My godmother gave me a masala dabba, which is an Indian spice box. I ADORE it, and it feeds into my OCD with all the little compartments. Here's what it looks like:
Isn't she cute!!?? So inside are (clockwise from top left) cumin seeds, mustard seeds, coriander seeds, garam masala, spicy chili powder, dhana jeera, curry powder (inside).

So you'll want to add as much or little seasoning as you like. I like things SPICY, so I always go heavy on the spices, but just remember, you can always add more, but you can never take away! You'll also want to add salt and pepper at this point too.

Meanwhile, in another small frying pan, you're going to make the garnish, also called "chaunk" (confession, I had no idea what this was called until I just looked it up now on wikipedia!). It's basically sauteed onions and spices. First, heat some oil, and add in the whole seeds in your cute little masala dabba (cumin seeds, mustard seeds, coriander seeds). Cook them until they are spluttering and then add the onions and cook until soft. At this point, add some of the spices you added to the dahl and combine well. Keep in mind, this part is TOTALLY optional. I eat dahl all the time plain by itself and it is just as flavorful and delicious because you add spices to the soup too.

Spoon up some dahl into a bowl and add the garnish on top and enjoy! I also like to add a sprinkle of hot chili pepper (gotta have my spice!) and some fresh-ground pepper.

I forgot to take a picture before I started eating... cuz it was SO GOOD!! But here it is half-eaten :)
(I know, it looks kind of icky, because of the black lentils and spinach, but it tastes GOOD.)

Monday, October 29, 2012

Sriracha-Honey Brussel Sprouts

So tonight I was cruising the internets while I was at work, and on buzzfeed there was a post about roasted brussel sprouts (random, I know!). It basically said to roast them, then at the end toss with sriracha and honey. So when I got home tonight, I decided to make my own version. And we ALL know how much I LOVE sriracha... sriracha rap dun dun!

I didn't have raw brussel sprouts, I just had the steam-in-the-bag kind, so I cooked those up. While they were cooking, I mixed together probably equal portions of sriracha and honey, maybe a tablespoon of each. I like things SPICY, so if you can't handle heat, you might want to use less ;)

When the brussels were done in the microwave, I tossed them with the sriracha-honey mixture and added a little salt & pepper and voila! An easy, quick and tasty side dish :)

Friday, October 26, 2012

Friday Happy Hour: Sparking Pomegranate Cocktail

YAY!! My first Friday Happy Hour post in about 14.765 years :)

At my Coq au Vin dinner party a few weeks ago I made this cocktail to have with our appies. It was super easy and yum!

Sparkling Pomegranate Cocktail

  • 1 ounce simple syrup (equal parts sugar & water, bring to a boil and let sugar dissolve, cool)
  • 2 ounces vodka
  • 2 ounces pomegranate juice
  • 3 ounces sparkling wine

In a shaker, mix simple syrup, vodka and pomegranate juice. Strain into ice-filled glasses and top with sparkling wine. ENJOY!

(Sorry there's no pics, of course they were all drank before I had a chance!)