Thursday, December 20, 2012

For Your Mistle Toes - Holiday Gift

Of course, awhile ago I saw on pinterest what I wanted to make/give the girls at the office. Just a little something to brighten their holidays. So I found super cute nail files at Sally and bought some small nail polishes in Christmas colors and whipped up some homemade sugar scrub.

Sugar/Salt Scrub
1 cup coconut oil (I found some at Whole Foods)
1/2 cup sea salt
1/2 cup raw sugar
essential oils (I used eucalyptus & lavender)

Mix everything together. I ended up adding more salt & sugar because I wanted the consistency to be a little thicker. But just make yours as thick or thin as you like.
I found these super cute jars at Michael's (but actually they turned out to leak), but you can also use canning jars (my fave!).
 I made a few batches!
 Then, I made these super cute inserts for the baggies I was putting together.
 And I wrapped up the bigger ones individually.
And the smaller ones went with the nail polish and see the SUPER CUTE ADORABLE nail file? I chose ones that matched whoever the gift went to.
These were a big hit!!

Hope you have a WONDERFUL Christmas :) And Happy New Year!

xoxox,
Janie from Scratch

AFTER THE FACT: So, the little plastic jars leaked :( Next time I think I'll use mason jars instead!

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Bacon Jam

Last time, I told you about the $9 Crock Pot my AWESOME coworker got me from Black Friday. I needed to christen it and what better way than with a batch of delicious Bacon Jam?! I first heard of this from my friend Flossie who loves bacon just as much as I do.

Now, I know what you're thinking... bacon jam... EW! But, take my word for it, it is AMAZING. It will change your life for the better, nay, the best. I brought a jar to work today for everyone to try and it got RAVE reviews! My officemate and I thought of ways to use it: on sliders, on biscuits or egg mcmuffins, as a "sauce" on a thin-crust pizza with onions, with baked brie instead of fruit jam. The list is truly endless. And, of course, it's SUPER easy. :)

Martha Stewart's Bacon Jam
1 1/2 lbs bacon, cut crosswise into 1" pieces
2 white onions, roughly chopped
3 garlic cloves
1/2 cup cider vinegar
3/4 cup coffee
1/4 cup maple syrup (please don't cheat and use Aunt Jemima!)
1/2 cup brown sugar

In a large skillet, cook the bacon until the fat is rendered and the edges are just starting to brown.
Remove with a slotted spoon to the slow cooker. Add the chopped onions to the fat (Martha says to remove most of the fat first, but I refuse... fat=flavor) and cook until translucent.
Pour into slow cooker with bacon. Add the rest of the ingredients, stir to combine.
Cook for 3-4 hours on high with the lid OFF, until liquid is syrupy. Your house will smell amazing, as an aside.
Pour mixture into a blender or food processor, and blend/process until mixture is chunky, but not totally smooth.
 (As a reminder, if you blend hot liquids, leave the little middle lid off, and cover the hole with a dish towel to prevent blender explosions!)
Mmmm looks good!
Pour mixture into canning jars (I don't usually do the whole canning-jar boiling-water process because I put this right into the fridge, but you can if you want). Refrigerate until firm (the mixture will be runny when warm, but firm up in the fridge).
Then share with only your nearest and dearest!

Happy holidays lovies!
xoxox,
Janie from Scratch

Friday, December 14, 2012

Doggy Cookies/I LOVE CHRISTMAS!!!!

IT'S THE HOLIDAYS!! It's my favorite time of year. I am literally obsessed with all things Christmas. I just got back from a week and a half in Hamburg and I went to every Christmas Market I could find. In Germany, in every city, town, neighborhood, they have Christmas Markets. The closest thing we have in America are fairs. There are big ones and small ones, fancy ones and regular ones. There's booths and booths of everything, food, drinks, toys, crafts, anything you could want. My favorite part is the food (wurst! fried dough! latkes!) and the gluhwein, which is a mulled red wine served warm. And also just being surrounded by Christmas lights and happy people and being outdoors in cold Christmas weather. SO good. I love it and miss it.

Here's a gluhwein stand:

And here's one of the fancier Christmas Markets with all white tents:

Sigh, I digress.

So now that I'm back, it's time to get ready for actual Christmas. I LOVE making Christmas gifts from scratch, but don't have a whole lot of friends down here yet to give them to. I found something SUPER CUTE on pinterest for the gals at the office, and I might whip up some bacon jam for the guys with my new crock-pot (one of my AWESOME coworkers bought it for me on Black Friday for $9!). One of my good friends here has an adorable and sweet black lab, so I wanted to make something special for Smokey too. On pinterest, I've been keeping a board of things I can make for Christmas gifts and awhile ago I pinned a big list of doggy treats. They looked super easy, so I whipped up a batch last night :) I highly recommend making homemade doggy treats if you have pups. It was seriously so easy, and of course, all-natural, no chemicals, etc.

Kiss Me Doggy Cookies (supposed to help with bad doggy breath!)

  • 2 cups whole wheat flour
  • 1 cup oats
  • 2 eggs
  • 1 tablespoon dried parsley
  • 1/2 cup dried milk
  • 1 cup peanut butter
  • water as needed to combine
Mix everything together in a mixer. The recipe originally called for 2 tablespoons of water, but when it was all mixed, it was still very dry:
 So, little by little, I added more water:
And a little more, until it was balling up in my mixer. My mixer got a little angry at me!
All-in-all, I probably added close to 1/2 cup of water. A LOT more than the 2 tablespoons it called for. So, just add little by little until you get to a more doughy consistency. Remember, you can always add more, but you can't take out! Also, I just thought of this today, but you could probably add in some chicken or beef bouillon and/or use chicken or beef broth instead of water to give these more flavor. As-is, they taste pretty peanut-buttery (yes, I taste-tested a small bite). 

To roll them out is pretty easy. I didn't even use any flour! I rolled them about 1/2 thick and used some cute holiday cookie cutters:

Bake at 300 on a non-stick cookie sheet for 20-30 minutes, depending how chewy you want the cookies to be.
I did about 25 minutes, and they were crunchy on the outside but a little soft on the inside. Let cool on a normal cookie rack:
Then package them up super cute and give them to your doggy-owner friends! This recipe made 36 cookies.
I think Tutu got a little jealous while I was making them... she was keeping pretty good watch. And she taste-tested one for me and liked it too! :)
(She's pretty adorable when she's not knocking all the bulbs off the Christmas tree!)

Hopefully I'll get around to sharing the goodies I'm gonna make for my work peeps, but in case I don't, have a wonderful & happy holidays my lovely blog readers!! :)

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Aunt Sybil's Corn Casserole

As you may or may not know, I'm going to Europe over Thanksgiving, so I'll be missing all the traditional fixins' this year (because, as shocking as it is to us self-centered Americans, they don't celebrate Thanksgiving in Europe). I could really take or leave the turkey, gravy, cranberry sauce, sweet potato mush. And thank god my family doesn't make that green bean crap. I make enough homemade mashed potatoes during the year that I never crave those. But, one thing I CANNOT live without on any holiday (including Easter sometimes in our family) is corn casserole. My darling Aunt Sybil started making this for us when my brother and I were really young, and Jamers just LOVED it. She has since passed, so now he usually makes it at holidays. Since I'm missing Thanksgiving this year, I wanted to make a whole feast, but decided against it (partially because my roommate is morally opposed to eating meat attached to bones.. weird, I know), but I still wanted to make corn casserole because it's easy and so so yummy and it'll be JUST enough Thanksgiving food to get me through to Christmas!

Aunt Sybil's Corn Casserole
1 box Jiffy Cornbread mix
2 eggs
1 cup sour cream
1 stick butter, melted
1 can creamed corn
1 can whole corn, drained

Mix everything together, pour into casserole dish and bake at 350 for 45 minutes or until the middle is set. Last night, mine took over an hour to bake. I baked mine in a 8" cake pan (we are sadly short on casserole dishes at the "penthouse," housewarming gift anyone??) so it was a little thicker than usual, I think that's why it took so long. So if you bake it in a larger pan where the batter is thinner, check on it because it will cook faster (maybe even faster than 45 minutes). You can also easily double this recipe and bake in a 9" x 12".
I just ate this by itself last night (literally 1/3 of the pan and then I felt sick haha), but it's a super easy, Southern side dish that goes with almost anything. It'd be REALLY good with BBQ!

Enjoy :)

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Indian Dahl (Pureed Lentil Soup)

It's been pretty cold here this week and last night I wanted a hearty and warm dinner. My roomie's sister is stuck here because of the storm, so I decided to make Indian dahl for dinner, which is a pureed lentil soup. Apparently, there are all sorts of dahl, and I'm not exactly sure which kind I know how to make, but it's good either way! My "recipe" is, of course, not exact, and more of a use-what-you-have thing.

This might SEEM a bit long and involved, but trust me, it's really easy, it's worth it and (for me at least) it always makes enough for DAYS. I actually made this for my friend Flossie once and it was too spicy for her to eat plain, but she added it to yogurt and made a sort-of dip with pita chips from it and she loved it! This is also a SUPER healthy recipe, if you use water or veggie stock instead of chicken stock, it's 100% vegetarian. And if you don't add the garnish, there is no added fats (oil, etc.).

You'll need to buy some split lentils from the store. I'm pretty sure you can get them dried in Publix, but I've never actually purchased them there. I always go to the Indian store because they are much cheaper there. There are all different colors, and I think they all taste the same, so just buy whatever colors you want. These are what the pink ones look like:
I used pink and black lentils. The colors also don't matter because you are going to puree everything at the end.

So start by washing your lentils. For some reason they come really dirty. I first put them in a colander and rinse them for awhile. Then I put them in a big bowl and fill it up with water, stir them around, then drain, over and over, until the water is clear. It does take a bit, so don't get discouraged!

After your lentils are cleaned, add them to a big pot. Then add whatever veggies you want. Last night I added half of a big onion roughly chopped (again, we are going to puree this at the end, don't worry about it being pretty!), a bag of frozen broccoli. I usually like to add a bag of the frozen veggie mix with carrots, peas, etc. You could also add a chopped potato, or anything you have lying around you need to get rid of (I sometimes add roughly chopped jalapenos or other peppers). Also, at this point, I add a bunch of whole peeled garlic cloves, and if you have it, whole, peeled ginger. Then add enough water and/or chicken/veggie stock to cover everything with a few extra inches. The lentils puff up when they cook, so you'll need the extra room. I also add a little bit of salt to the water too.

Boil this entire mixture for 30-45 minutes, or until the lentils are done (you'll have to just taste test to make sure they are soft). At this point, if you have time, let this mixture cool.

After it's cooled, puree the soup in batches in a blender (or if you're SUPER cool and have an immersion blender, you can use that directly in the pot). Depending on your taste is how pureed you should make it. I like mine a little thicker, so I stop before it's totally pulverized. NOTE: if you do NOT let this soup cool, please BE CAREFUL when you blend. When you put hot liquid in the blender and close it, then turn it on, it WILL explode. This is NOT a wives' tale! This has actually happened to me and I was cleaning dahl off our blinds for days. If it's hot, take the little middle part out of the blender lid, and cover with a hand towel instead. TRUST ME ON THIS ONE!!!

Return the pureed mixture back to the pot and bring back to a simmer. At this point is when you want to do all your seasoning. My godmother gave me a masala dabba, which is an Indian spice box. I ADORE it, and it feeds into my OCD with all the little compartments. Here's what it looks like:
Isn't she cute!!?? So inside are (clockwise from top left) cumin seeds, mustard seeds, coriander seeds, garam masala, spicy chili powder, dhana jeera, curry powder (inside).

So you'll want to add as much or little seasoning as you like. I like things SPICY, so I always go heavy on the spices, but just remember, you can always add more, but you can never take away! You'll also want to add salt and pepper at this point too.

Meanwhile, in another small frying pan, you're going to make the garnish, also called "chaunk" (confession, I had no idea what this was called until I just looked it up now on wikipedia!). It's basically sauteed onions and spices. First, heat some oil, and add in the whole seeds in your cute little masala dabba (cumin seeds, mustard seeds, coriander seeds). Cook them until they are spluttering and then add the onions and cook until soft. At this point, add some of the spices you added to the dahl and combine well. Keep in mind, this part is TOTALLY optional. I eat dahl all the time plain by itself and it is just as flavorful and delicious because you add spices to the soup too.

Spoon up some dahl into a bowl and add the garnish on top and enjoy! I also like to add a sprinkle of hot chili pepper (gotta have my spice!) and some fresh-ground pepper.

I forgot to take a picture before I started eating... cuz it was SO GOOD!! But here it is half-eaten :)
(I know, it looks kind of icky, because of the black lentils and spinach, but it tastes GOOD.)

Monday, October 29, 2012

Sriracha-Honey Brussel Sprouts

So tonight I was cruising the internets while I was at work, and on buzzfeed there was a post about roasted brussel sprouts (random, I know!). It basically said to roast them, then at the end toss with sriracha and honey. So when I got home tonight, I decided to make my own version. And we ALL know how much I LOVE sriracha... sriracha rap dun dun!

I didn't have raw brussel sprouts, I just had the steam-in-the-bag kind, so I cooked those up. While they were cooking, I mixed together probably equal portions of sriracha and honey, maybe a tablespoon of each. I like things SPICY, so if you can't handle heat, you might want to use less ;)

When the brussels were done in the microwave, I tossed them with the sriracha-honey mixture and added a little salt & pepper and voila! An easy, quick and tasty side dish :)

Friday, October 26, 2012

Friday Happy Hour: Sparking Pomegranate Cocktail

YAY!! My first Friday Happy Hour post in about 14.765 years :)

At my Coq au Vin dinner party a few weeks ago I made this cocktail to have with our appies. It was super easy and yum!

Sparkling Pomegranate Cocktail

  • 1 ounce simple syrup (equal parts sugar & water, bring to a boil and let sugar dissolve, cool)
  • 2 ounces vodka
  • 2 ounces pomegranate juice
  • 3 ounces sparkling wine

In a shaker, mix simple syrup, vodka and pomegranate juice. Strain into ice-filled glasses and top with sparkling wine. ENJOY!

(Sorry there's no pics, of course they were all drank before I had a chance!)

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Salad Creations -- at home version

Near where I work is this cool little lunch place called Salad Creations.

They have all sorts of salads and toppings and dressings and I adore going there for lunch because I can be healthy and have a yummy lunch. Problem is, when all is said and done, my lunch costs almost $15!! So I decided to do my own Salad Creations at home; it worked out great and was a LOT cheaper than $15 per day for lunch. :)

At Publix, I bought everything I could want on my salad. At Salad Creations, I get the create your own and ask for almost everything they have. This is what I bought, but feel free to get whatever you like -- croutons, nuts, dried fruit, anything!

  • lettuce
  • tomatoes
  • cucumbers
  • shredded carrots
  • green pepper
  • broccoli 
  • mushrooms
  • red onion
  • canned chickpeas (drained and rinsed)
  • canned water chestnuts (drained and rinsed)
  • canned corn (drained and rinsed)
  • eggs (which I hard-boiled and peeled)
  • canned black beans (drained and rinsed) 
  • bacon (cooked and chopped or crumbled)
  • shredded cheese
  • frozen, shelled edamame (thawed)
  • frozen peas (thawed)

I spent an afternoon chopping, thawing, draining and rinsing everything. Then I put each item in a Ziploc sandwich bag, then all of them into a bigger Ziploc bag and into my fridge. I also bought some chicken breasts, butterflied them, and threw them in a quick marinade of olive oil, salt, pepper, red wine vinegar, Dijon mustard & lemon juice (whatever you have really!). Every night before work, I put a spoon full of each of my ingredients plus a lot of lettuce in a big Tupperware and a small Tupperware full of dressing in (I made an awesome roasted garlic vinaigrette, but use whatever you have in the fridge). I put the dressing in the big Tupperware to keep it from spilling in my lunchbox. I also quickly cooked my chicken in a frying pan, chopped it up and put it in a separate container. At lunch time, I warmed the chicken separately, tossed it into the salad, emptied the dressing, and shook! I also brought a few crackers or breadsticks because I need carbs at every meal (LOL). For maybe $30 worth of groceries I probably got 6 or 7 big salads. Take THAT Salad Creations $15 lunch!

Try it with whatever ingredients you like in your salads! Check out all the combos on the Salad Creations website and make your own Chipotle BBQ Chicken Salad! :)

(Fail whale for me, forgot to take any photos at all of this process. But when I was using all those ziplocks I looked like a real hoarder, I am sure!)

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Coq au Vin Dinner Party

A few weeks ago I had some of my friends in Ft Lauderdale over to help me check-off one of my 2012 goals: making Coq au Vin from scratch. My parents actually had both volumes of Mastering the Art of French Cooking (which I have since adopted and brought to Ft Laudy with me), so I had ALL the recipes on hand for my dinner! But I had to do some menu planning  to make my dinner party EXTRA fabulous :)

After menu planning and spending nearly a FORTUNE at Publix, I got to work in the kitchen! To be quite honest, none of Julia Child's recipes (that I've made anyways) are that difficult or take that long. When I made Beef Bourgionon in the spring, it really didn't take ALL afternoon, but there were a lot of steps. The same thing for Coq au Vin. All-in-all, it maybe took 2 hours, but there were a lot of steps. Nothing complex, just a lot of steps. I set a gorg table, and used my favorite plates EVER (still) I got from John & Juan a few Christmases ago.

I decided on an app I made for the Orlando gays awhile ago: Pancetta Crisps with Goat Cheese & Figs. It's seriously SO easy and so delicious. And I randomly bought honey-flavored goat cheese at Publix that day, and I drizzled a little honey on top instead of the fig jam, and it was AMAZING! The boys LOVED them. (And so did I!)

I also made a delish Sparkling Pomegranate Cocktail which was so refreshing on a Saturday afternoon!

We had a green salad, which was easy and delicious. I mixed arugula and spinach, topped with some cherry tomatoes and thinly sliced red onions and a honey-balsamic vinaigrette:

Honey-Balsamic Vinaigrette

  • 2 tablespoons balsamic vinager
  • 1 tablespoon honey
  • 1 teaspoon dijon mustard
  • 1/4 cup olive oil
  • salt & pepper to taste

Mix first 3 ingredients, then stream in olive oil while whisking. Add salt & fresh-ground pepper to taste. (Okay, yes, I went there with the "fresh-ground pepper"... but honestly, it makes a big difference in recipes where the flavors are simple and easy.) This has become my go-to dressing for everything, it's just THAT good.

You can KINDA see the salad in this shot of the table.


Then we had the Coq au Vin, which was simply amazing. Julia Child makes some GOOD FOOD. I made some mashed potatoes (from scratch of course) and bought a few baguettes at the store (I would've made them but didn't plan enough in advance!), and our meal was complete with LOTS of red wine.

For dessert, I made Vanilla Panna Cotta with chocolate whipped cream. The easiest dessert but it tastes amazing and if you put it in classy glasses it looks REALLY fancy!

So that leaves me with ONE item left on my 2012 food hit list: croissants. I have 2 months and I feel pretty good I can find another group of friends to grin and bear it while I make some croissants.

Go out there and have a fun party and cook some good food!!

Friday, September 7, 2012

Oreo Footballs

I am SUCH a failure. I made these ADORABLE footballs for the office potluck today and I totally forgot to take any pictures at all :( so that's a downer. My friend Flossie made them a few months ago for a Superbowl potluck we had and they were a big hit! So I decided to recreate them for today's potluck.

Anyways, here's the link to the recipe: Oreo Football Cookie Balls

And here's an adorable picture I stole from the Kraft website:

Mine looked similar but definitely not as polished. But they tasted SUPER yummy, everyone loved them!

My trusty kitchen aid did most of the heavy lifting in this recipe. First I crushed the oreos with the paddle until the pieces were small, then I added in the cream cheese. The hardest part was definitely shaping them, then dipping them in the chocolate. I made the mistake of putting them on a cookie rack and the chocolate stuck to the rack so prying them off was a little challenging too. For the laces, I got white icing and put it in a ziplock bag, then cut a tiny hole in the corner.

Try these! They're easier than they look and SO amazingly delicious :)

Thursday, September 6, 2012

Ranch Oyster Crackers

My mom has made these ranch oyster crackers for literally decades, and I've seen the recipe popping up in one way or another on pinterest. We're having another potluck tomorrow at work so I whipped up a batch because they are so quick and easy. And always a HUGE hit!

Ranch Oyster Crackers
1 packet Hidden Valley Ranch Seasoning Mix
1/4 cup oil (I used vegetable, but the original recipe calls for Popcorn Oil--you can find it next to the popcorn kernels)
1 package oyster crackers (I got the 14 oz Publix-brand box)

In a ziplock bag, mix the oil and the oyster crackers together until they are combined well. Then sprinkle in the ranch seasoning mix and shake shake shake until it's fully mixed.

A lot of the recipes online call for you to bake them, but my mom just lets them sit for a few hours.

ENJOY!

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Spicy Beer Bread

A few weeks ago I posted about a Honey Beer Bread I made that was literally the easiest bread ever to make. Well, last weekend, my roommate and I were out at our favorite local watering hole, Riverside Market. Side note--Riverside Market is literally the coolest, most chill place to go and have a beer. It's a little off the beaten path, but they have amazing food and a ridiculous beer selection. If you live in Ft Lauderdale, definitely check it out when you're jonesin' for a chill day or night. The past few times I've gone there I've had my eye on this Billy's Chilies Beer and I tried it when my roomie and I were there.

The beer actually gave me an ulcer I think...I can totally handle REALLY spicy food, but I think it was the combo of the spiciness and the carbonation that did me in. My tummy hurt really bad. But then I thought that it might make an interesting combo in the bread.

So I bought an extra bottle and whipped up a loaf Sunday morning after my run (I also was out of honey so I used maple syrup instead and you couldn't taste the difference). And the bread was... interesting. Not bad, but it definitely tasted like the beer, just a more subtle spicy flavor. The peeps at work loved it (I'm beginning to think they'll eat anything??) so that was a positive! I think it would've been really great with chili or to make spicy crutons on gazpacho.

But, just goes to show, you gotta experiment with things! I always say, follow the recipe to the T the first time, and afterwards adjust it as you see fit. (Although, following that rule has definitely done me in a few times, when I've read something and said.. WAIT no that can't be right.. and then I do it and it definitely isn't right.) And always, USE what you have!! The internet is a great resource and I would've never thought to use maple syrup instead of honey, but it worked out!

Have you ever experimented in a recipe and it worked out? Or didn't work out??

Monday, August 27, 2012

I Love Bacon ... or How to Cook Bacon in the Oven

Pretty sure I might be going senile because I SWEAR I've written this post before, but I looked and apparently in 77 posts I haven't shared my DEEP ROOTED and PROFOUND love of bacon yet. It is TRULY shocking, even to me, because I LOVE bacon. Like probably more than I will ever love any other person in my life, I love bacon. Everyone who knows me knows I LOVE bacon. My old boss at Disney STILL sends me emails about bacon and I haven't worked for the man in over a year. (He also got me a bacon ornament as a Christmas gift last year.. LOVE HIM!)

There's a bacon coffin (for those who love bacon to death... HA!):

There's this amazing website that shows you 18 Life Changing Ways to Eat Bacon.
Um, bacon pancakes... YES PLEASE. 

Bacon Sundae from Burger King:
(Haven't tried yet but I am DYING to... See what I did there?? With the coffin?? I crack myself up.)

My favorite sandwich is the BLT. Easy and so good. And I love a bacon-wrapped filet. I just recently made bacon-guacamole grilled cheese sammies. I've also made bacon cupcakes and they are AMAZING. And I've made bacon pie, ALSO AMAZING. Sadly, both are not on this blog.

So, you can see that I love bacon... but I guess after all this bacon talk, I should teach yall how to cook bacon. You can obviously fry it in a pan with it's own grease (delish!). Or in the microwave if you're in a hurry--just slap some paper towels on an microwave proof plate and zap it for a few minutes. Or my favorite way to cook bacon is in the oven. Grab a half-sheet pan and put some aluminum foil in the bottom (you'll still need to wash the pan because some of the grease always seeps through the cracks, but the foil makes clean-up a little easier). Set your cookie rack on top, then lay the bacon on the cookie rack.
Bake at 400 for 15-20 minutes. Keep a close eye on it though because it can burn easily! Mine got a little brown.. that's why there's no after picture, oops.

Do you love bacon as much as I do?? Tell me about it in the comments!

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Sriracha Loving

I have long been a devoted fan of Sriracha aka rooster sauce. You know the stuff... it comes in a bottle with a rooster on it in the Asian section of the supermarket?
I literally put it in and on everything. In my eggs in the morning, in mayo in my sandwiches, when I saute spinach at night. Truly, EVERYTHING. (I like some spice! Jeez, stop judging!)

There's this AMAZING youtube rap video about it.. trust me, you'll want to watch this over and over again. And it will get stuck in your head....sriracha rap....

I've made a delicious Sriracha Remoulade on the blog before. Tasty!

And, now my favorite magazine (even AFTER Adam Rappaport took over as editor and kind of screwed up my flow) Bon Appetit, has this great slideshow with 25 Ways to Use Sriracha.

So run, don't walk, to your nearest grocery store and get some sriracha already!!

Sunday, August 12, 2012

Spicy Thai Noodles

Oh my god, y'all. I made these noodles Friday for dinner, and then went out in Miami for a friend's birthday, and finished them when I got home (at 4am--yikes!) and they were a million times better cold than hot. I can't even describe how good they tasted when I got home (the flavors might've been accentuated by the wine & vodka I had while out, or because the pasta had time to soak up the sauce), but it was seriously so good. AND so easy! And, of course, I saw it on pinterest, LOL!

Spicy Thai Noodles
1/4 cup sesame oil (find it in the Asian section at your supermarket)
2 tablespoons vegetable oil (but I think this can be omitted)
1-2 tablespoons red pepper flakes (depending on how spicy you can handle)
3 tablespoons soy sauce
3 tablespoons honey
linguine, angel hair pasta or spaghetti (I used about a half of a box)
Toppings/Mix-ins
sauteed spinach
sauteed mushrooms
sliced chicken or shrimp
thinly sliced cucumbers
sliced water chestnuts
shredded carrots
thinly sliced green onions
chopped cilantro
chopped peanuts

Start by cooking the pasta. While the pasta is cooking, simmer the sesame and vegetable oil with the red pepper flakes 2-3 minutes. Be careful it doesn't burn! I looked away for a minute and it almost got burnt. Strain out the red pepper flakes, and put the oil in a large bowl. Add in the soy sauce and honey, and whisk until mixed (I added a little extra soy sauce because it seemed a little oily). Toss in the pasta and any of your mix-ins. I did the sauteed spinach and mushrooms, because that was what I had on hand, but if you serve this cold, making it into a cold noodle salad would be delicious! Or, making it into a meal by adding some grilled chicken or shrimp. Seriously, the possibilities are endless because the sauce is just so good.


When I got home, the noodles were almost brown from all the sauce! Just so good. Try it, NOW!

A BIG hug and kisses to my good friend Diame for her birthday! We had an amazing time Friday night at Wynwood Kitchen & Bardot Lounge. Wynwood Kitchen is this amazing little tapas restaurant in the design district in Miami. I had the gazpacho which came with spicy croutons and it was amazing. Then we finished the night at Bardot; it's a dark, smokey lounge, with a great DJ, also in the design district. All in all, a great night for an amazing friend!

Saturday, August 11, 2012

Bacon-Guacamole Grilled Cheese Sandwich

My friend was in town this week, and I wanted to make something easy and delicious since we were spending the night in. On pinterest, there are a lot of grilled cheese sandwich combos, so I chose one of those. I've had this bacon-guacamole grilled cheese pinned for awhile, and my friends know how much I LOVE bacon, so this seemed like the perfect mix for me.

Bacon-Guacamole Grilled Cheese Sandwich
bacon
guacamole (I was lazy and got pre-made guac from the store, but this would definitely be better with homemade)
cheese (I used shredded per the recipe, but I think it might be easier with sliced American)
white bread
butter

Start by frying up the bacon! You could also cook it in the microwave or in the oven (I swear I wrote a post on this, but apparently I am going senile! Maybe another day). Butter one side of your bread, lay in a skillet on medium/medium-low (not too hot, otherwise the outside gets done before the cheese inside gets melted). Add your cheese, then spoon on the guacamole (this was really tricky with the shredded cheese, but easier on the last one where I used slices). Add your bacon slices, more cheese, and your other piece of buttered-bread. Finish frying until the first side is golden brown, then flip and fry until the second side is golden brown. Then, DIG IN!


This is truly so yummy, but a lot of people have asked, what kind of combination is this?? Well, the easy answer is a quesadilla is basically a Mexican grilled cheese, and you eat guacamole with quesadillas all the time. And bacon goes with everything... I MEAN EVERYTHING. :)

I served this with a yummy cucumber-apple salad (which has become my official new favorite salad).

And a big special shout out to Kevin who after this delicious sandwich helped my roomie & I build our new kitchen island!!

Thursday, August 2, 2012

Sausage Balls

This recipe isn't from pinterest (shocker!), but it is an oldie and a goodie! My mom used to make sausage balls for as long as I can remember, and I LOVE them. I also make these for work potlucks, movie nights (shout out to the Estates crew!), pool parties, tailgates, brunches, pretty much any time I can make these, I will. They're ridiculously easy to make, but I recently found a new trick that makes them even EASIER... my KitchenAid! (Okay, so I found this tip from pinterest.)

Sausage Balls
1 package breakfast sausage (I get the spicy kind, you can get the regular stuff, but you probably don't want to get the syrup flavored sausage)
1 cup shredded cheddar cheese
1 cup Bisquick

Put all ingredients in your mixer with the paddle attachment (the one you make cookies with).

Mix until incorporated. (You might want to lock the top part down.) It takes a few minutes so have faith, all the Bisquick will mix in!
Action shot!

If you don't have a mixer, you can do this part with your hands. I used to do it this way! I always let the sausage set out for a bit before, because my hands would get really cold.

Then form into balls (I forgot to take a picture.. oops.) And place on a non-stick baking sheet with sides maybe an inch apart (they don't expand much). You want one with sides because these give off quite a bit of grease and you don't want it all over your oven floor. Also, don't try to put these on aluminum foil to spare yourself a greasy cleanup--they stick and it's a hot mess trying to get them off!

Bake at 350 for 20-25 minutes, or until golden brown. Let cool on a cookie rack covered with some paper towels (again, more grease). These are amazing warm, but also good at room temperature or cool! I just really love them, so I'll eat them any way I can get them. :)

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Semi-Homemade Pizza

This pizza was the first thing I made for my roomie and I after moving into our new place. I cheated a little and got store-bought pizza dough from Publix. Maybe one day I'll blog about making pizza dough from scratch. When I was growing up (and to this day if my brother or I are home), my mom made pizza from scratch every Friday night for dinner. I can only remember a few times we ever ordered in, and if my mom was away, my dad would make little pizzas from English Muffins. I order in Papa Johns WAY too often now, which is shameful, because this was so easy!


Grab a package of pre-made pizza dough from your local grocery. Publix is super awesome and puts the sauce, cheese and some toppings next to the pizza dough in the bakery for you. :) But if you don't go to Publix, the sauce is next to the Spaghetti sauces (make sure you get Pizza sauce!) and you can use either mozarella or an Italian blend of cheese. Try not to get diet or fat-free cheese, it just doesn't melt as well. We just used cheese, but feel free to add on your favorite toppings. When I want veggies, I always saute them a little to take the raw bite out of them and then throw them on top.


I have a pizza stone that I bake my pizzas on (among other things), but if you don't, just use a regular cookie sheet. Bake at 400 for 20-25 minutes (or whatever it says on your package) until the bottom is crusty and the cheese is all melty. 

Enjoy!!